Tenoch hadn't felt that kind of pain in his stomach...

In a little less than two days, I’m going to be leaving for here:


Unless google.com/images lies, which it often does, in which case I could very well be going to:


Or even here:


Both of which google.com/images believes to be “Phuket, Thailand.” Rad.

I’m not coming back until September 16, at which point most of my time has already been promised to Ferica & Fless and Kendra & Carol. If, however, you are still around at that time, give me a call. Don’t call me until then. I won’t pick up.

Also, if you need to contact me for some reason, you can e-mail me. If you want me to send you a postcard, e-mail me with your address. If you don’t know my e-mail address, it’s probably because I don’t want you to have it for a reason. Bon voyage.

p.s. sorry for the terrible editing (or lack thereof). I'm at work, per usual.
Also, my subject heading has nothing to do with this entire post but some of you might recognize it.